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Barack Obama » cubeecraft.com

Cubecraft has crafted a Barack Obama paper doll that you can assemble.

Pretty damn cool.

http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/barack-obama

For Lost fans, there’s a John Locke.

I’ve crafted the Halo Master Chief, Stormtrooper and Dr. Venture.  Works best if use a slightly thick paper stock.

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Filed under: Funny, Graphic Design

Finally, Weekend at Bernie’s III

Weekend at Bernie’s III: operation greenpeace

BBC NEWS | In Pictures | Week in pictures 24-30 January.

Filed under: Funny

YouTube – Pole Dancer Fail

YouTube – Pole Dancer Fail.

Filed under: Funny

How to be good in bed | girls | toptips

Great advice, just wanted to pass it along.   5 and 6 should probably change order….

5. Make sure your sheets are clean. 6. Swallow. 7. Ask him for what you want. 8. Let yourself go. He’s not thinking about how fat your thighs are, or how small your boobs may be. He’s thanking god he’s in this moment. 9. Learn to put a condom on with your mouth.

via How to be good in bed | girls | toptips.

Filed under: Funny

cereal killer on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

I love the no nonsense, get to the point, assertiveness of this message.

cereal killer on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

Filed under: Funny

How convenient?

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The Party’s Over by Zina Saunders | Photo book preview

Cool illustrations and satire of the McCain Palin bid for the white house.

palin_shush

Link  >> The Party’s Over by Zina Saunders | Photo book preview

Filed under: Art, Funny

Steven Wright Classics

If you’re not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he’s the famous erudite scientist who once said: “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.” His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some
of his gems:

1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

3 – Half the people you know are below average.

4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 – If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

15 – Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

18 – Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 – I intend to live forever…. so far, so good.

20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread

Filed under: Funny

Jrips Found >> USB Humping Dog | Series 2 | Shiba Inu | Husky – WowZzers!

Come Xmas, if you’re looking for a christmas present for me, look no further.   I want a humping Husky on my laptop.   How cool is that?

 

Jrips Found >> USB Humping Dog | Series 2 | Shiba Inu | Husky – WowZzers!

Filed under: Funny

keep it A style, bitches

Let’s keep it A style, bitches.

Jrips Found Bob, did YOU sign the new corporate ID off ??? on Flickr – Photo Sharing

Filed under: Funny